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Sumo Ryan

7/20/2009 – 8:55 pm

Sometimes I stumble upon a hidden propensity I have to accomplish things that others might find difficult. In this case it probably is not a good thing. On my vacation last week to Smith Mountain Lake I had a very strict regiment each day:

wake up early
breakfast
sit
drink
breakfast again
sit
drink
candy
lunch
drink
drink
snack
dinner
dessert
drink
drink
early bed

I had certainly planned on gaining weight, in fact I tried to make sure I was at my debutant weight to give myself some buffer, but I just plain blew the doors off my expectations. I stepped on the scale and it just kept moving up-and-up.

twenty-four pounds – wow

At a pound a week that’d take half a year to work off. I guess it is sort of like the opposite of gambling – it takes forever to lose but no time at all to gain.